22 GAY PEOPLE's ChronICLE

AUGUST 2, 1996

Dykes To Watch Out For

judgment day

SO, CLARKE

YEAH?

GEE YUP!

LET ME GIVE YOU A HYPOTHETICAL.

19% BY ALISON BECHDEL

YES, RAFFI

WHAT A DOG!

I'M NOT JUDGMENTAL! I'M PRIN CIPLED!

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I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH JEZANNA, AND SHE SAID SHE'D BE THRILLED TO WRITE AN AFFIDAVIT FOR US. SO THAT'S EVERYONE ON OUR LIST!

AN

AFFI-

DAVIT?

WHAT

FOR?

FASTO, DOGGIE!

SAY THERE'S THIS PERSON YOU KNOW REALLY, REALLY WELL. AT LEAST, YOU THOUGHT YOU DID BECAUSE YOU ACCIDENTALLY FIND A BOTTLE OF PROZAC IN HER BACKPACK, WHICH YOU HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS TAKING.

MAYBE

IT'S FOR HER DOG.

SHE DOESN'T HAVE A DOG! THE POINT IS, YOU FEEL BETRAYED. WHY DIDN'T SHE TELL YOU? SHOULD YOU CONFRONT HER?

YEAH. HUH DOG.

Chip

MO

BIG DOO!

No! IT'S HER

BUSINESS!

BUT DOESN'T IT DISTURB YOU THAT SO MANY PEOPLE ARE TAKING ANTI-DEPRESSANTS? I MEAN, GIVEN THE DEPRAVED, ALIENATING CULTURE WE LIVE IN, DON'T YOU THINK DEPRESSION IS A PRETTY HEALTHY RESPONSE?

BANK, DOGGIE!

WOOF, WOULDN'T WORKING FOR SOCIAL CHANGE BE MORE HEALING THAN POPPING PILLS? ISN'T IT BETTER TO BE AN ACTIVIST THANA STEPFORD WIFT?

JEEZ, MO. COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE ANY MORE JUDGMENTAL? IF I

WERE ON PROZAC, YOU'D BE THE LAST PERION I'D TELL!

ΜΠΕΜΑ, WOOK! I WIDING A DOG!

OUR LAWYER THOUGHT WE SHOULD GET OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO WRITE SUPPORTIVE LETTERS TO FILE WITH THE ADOPTION PAPERS. ELLEN WROTE A GREAT ONE!

WAIT A MINUTE! I KNOW I DON'T OWN MY OWN BUSINESS OR SERVE ON THE CITY COUNCIL, BUT I'VE KNOWN YOU

A LOT LONGER THAN

JEZANNA OR ELLEN HAS!

DOGGIE!

MO...

IS MY AFFIDAVIT NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? DOES MY LACK OF AN ADVANCED DEGREE RENDER ME UNFIT FOR AFFIDAVIT WRITING?

MO, DON'T

TAKE IT PER. SONALLY! WE CHOSE WHO WE DID FOR SPECIFIC REASONS.

THIS PROCESS IS REALLY STRESSFUL, MO. WE'RE OPENING UP OUR PRIVATE LIFE TO GOVERNMENT SCRUTINY, AND GAVING SOME JUDGE THE POWER TO APPROVE OR DISAPPROVE. COULD YOU JUST BE SUPPORTIVE?

WHADDAYA NEED MY SUPPORT FOR? APTER YOU GET YOUR GOOD HOUSEKEEPING SEAL, YOU WON'T NEED MARGINAL RIFF-RAFF LIKE ME IN YOUR LIVES ANY MORE!

MAD DOG.

YOU GOT THAT

RIGHT, SPORT

THE MOSTLY UNFABULOUS SOCIAL LIFE OF ETHAN GREEN...

how dance

حده

(Part 1) With Ethan Green

MISS GLACIAL

NICE TO WATCH... ABOUT AS MUCH FUN AS AN EARLY MORNING ROOT CANAL.

WOW

YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL

HOW BOUT A Kiss?

LIL' BUSS ON

THE CHEEK?

HANDSHAKE? EXCHANGE OF POSTCARDS P

THE BABBLER

NEEDS TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW, HERE ON THE FLOOR, ABOUT HIS CAREER, FAMILY PROBLEMS, THE FACT THAT HE iS SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH, PROSPECTS FOR EUROPEAN MONETARY UNION, BODY ISSUES, WHO HE HATES,ETC, ETC...

OMIGOD EETH HAVE YOU SEEN "LOVE, VALOR AND COMPASSION? WELL You ABSOLUTELY MUST GOTTA FEW MINUTES? I'D LIKE TO SHARE MY THOUGHTS

PLEASE

THE BEAT CATCHER

SEEMS TO BE PREOCCUPIED WITH PICKING IMAGINARY LIGHTNING BUGS OUT OF THIN AIR.

DANCING

WITH

TODD.

So it's

NO.

COME TO

NOPE.

wwww

UNUH.

THAT.

I

WONDER IF DOCTOR KEVORKIAN IS IN THE PHONE book...

THE SLANKERS

COME CLOSEST TO ACTUALLY HAVING SEX TIGHTON THE FLOOR. IRONIC, BECAUSE WHAT PUTS THEM ON THE ROA& OFTEN PREVENTS THEM FROM REACHING THE &ESTINATION...

LET'S TAKE THAT TODD

HOME,

TiM? JES CARLOS?

CERTAINLY DEAREST.

CATCHIN' TH BEAT, EETH,

LIKE THE DESERTS MISS

THE RAIN

LOVE

THIS TOONAGE Too BAD ABOUT YOU& STIENNE

(SNIGHER.)

By Eric SamORNIZ ...

THE MAMBO KING DANCES TO EVERYTHING AS HE IMAGINES DESI ARNAZ MIGHT'VE

QUAN, THE DJ IS PLAYING TAPESTRY BY CAROL KING. I'M NOT SURE THAT DANCING THE LIMBO IS APPROPRIATE

THE DJ GROUPIE

CLOSE COUSIN OF THE BABBLER. FEELS COMPELLE& TO POINT OUT TO YOU THE NUANCES OF EACH SONG.

NOTICE HOW HE JUXTAPOSES THIS LIGHTER, HOUSE-Y PIECE AGAINST THE PREVIOUS, AARKER,TRIBAL NUMBER... OH WON

BUCKY, iSN'T THERE SOMEONE'S HEART you COULD BE OUT

THERE BREAKING?

I'& Kin&'A JUST LIKE TO DANCE.Y'KNOW? AND WHERE PICK UP

You

POSE"

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